Man, I had almost forgotten where to click to create a new entry.
A feeling of void melancholy has invaded my soul seeing how long it's been since we (I) last wrote here... We used to be so funny, y'know. I wonder if being funny is also slowly evading me with age along with a good (decent) metabolism, inspiration and perkiness.
There's something to be said for all things that go unrecorded. There's a certain beauty in not being tagged and pinned down for all mistakes juvenile. Oh, why remember the truth, when you can make up a better story when you need to?
Anyways. Back to my secret agent persona.
Yes, there's more to my life than I might confess. Yes, it involves some femme fatale tricks (well, calling them tricks really cheapens them down a bit, I'd rather go with "protocol", if you don't mind), and yes, there are a couple of things I could teach the world.
Unfortunately, and as you might have guessed revealing this information would lead to an irreversible self-destruction of the Human race and anticipated doom of the Universe, so for once (only this once, promise), some things must remain unsaid.
I have thought about the possibility of having a trainee, and it's not as crazy as might seem, so if you care to apply for the job, I'll definitely consider you, and most likely pick you, since no one else is aware of the opening.
Note that this will be a Batman- Robin sort of set up. Suffice it to say, I'll be Batman.
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